The local rebel extraordinaires at MOOK LIFE are at it again, but this time shit’s gotten real. MOOK has always been notorious for fucking around, getting messy and into trouble, but somehow, the bastards have gotten away with it all this time. Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like every time I try to break the rules– i.e. drink on the metro, take a public leak– whatever the case may be, I almost absolutely will get caught. These guys, however, seem to have gone unscathed up until now, but we’re prettyyyyy sure that glory has come to a close, with this particular round of absolutely belligerent tomfoolery snatching the SPVM’s attention.


So the dudes at MOOK made the ballsy, yet hilarious decision to go on a “metro drinking marathon” on which they pissed, puked, flashed and trashed, causing all-around shit along the orange line. Now don’t get me wrong, I think this is pretty damn hilar (#sorrymom)… but what an LOL, some people have no boundaries (admittedly, I am often one of those people). However, posting photos of openly breaking the law on a public forum like cyberspace was most likely a bad call and even though the photos since been removed, they’re everywhere. Like fo realz, guys… you didn’t even wear ski masks. Didn’t the criminals from all those 90s flicks teach you anything?

P.S. it appears that is facing some “technical difficulties”. If you try accessing their page, you’re immediately redirected to a YouTube video of a wolf sanctuary. Their official Tumblr and Facebook pages are also inaccessible. The only thing they’ve left us with is Twitter… hmm.


Honestly, I’m all for public drinking– heck, it’s one of the many reasons I think Europe is da bomb. But, when it comes down to it, I’m really not sure where I stand on this whole shenanigan. In one sense, I kind of wish I had seen it go down in the flesh, but on the other hand, I try to avoid kafuffles with the popo at all costs. I can offer a nugget of wisdom though, a golden suggestion if you will–perhaps the obvious way for our city’s authorities to handle this is to make public drinking legit. If they did, in due time, people would maybe take on that Euro-tude, that drinking alc ain’t no thang. As a result, stupid shit like this would not go down!

Yeah okay, this already sounds flawed… heck, it was worth a shot (get it? shot? Punny!)